A Couple Of Drunk Guys Fought And Had A Very Touching Moment When Security Was About To Arrest Them

So close to a two-hit combo, that’s probably what got Rockies fan even more pissed off:

Some context here would be helpful because it seems mostly like Colorado Rockies shirt guy is the biggest asshole ever teeing off on some blind drunk probable-also-asshole for no particular reason and shoving his equally drunk girlfriend over while she tried to check on him. Drunk guys can do a lot of obnoxious things that might bring this kind of hateful reaction out but it feels like Rockies guy either has the rage issues to end all rage issues or the drunk guy did something wildly fucked up.

I played a game of Clue at a bar this weekend (and won after everyone accused incorrectly, a bronze medal of a victory if I’ve ever seen one) so I have some detective experience. It seems like Rockies fan’s chick was trying to help drunk chick with her shoes, presumably because she was either so drunk she fell out of them ORRRR perhaps some sort of altercation with her drunk boyfriend. That would explain why Rockies shirt guy seemed like he was trying to talk some sense into him at first before losing it and teeing off. That may just be me wanting to see the best in my drunken brawlers from the NL West — I feel like maybe the camera guy would say if it was something like that? — and he may just be a crazy person who likes beating up blackout idiots but something’s gotta be missing here. There’s a chance he may be an acid washed jean-wearing Avenger of sorts.

But regardless of the situation, this was the feel good moment of the century: When the whole squad is blackout, tired, and possibly suffering from a subdural hematoma but still knows not to snitch >>>>

It’s nice to see that these two titans of sloppy drunk fisticuffs could bond together and realize that whatever their beef was, it wasn’t worth sitting around and waiting for a fake cop to whistle for help from a real one to get them arrested. Walk off your broken goon fist and the concrete-dented skull, there’s a decent chance drunk KO’d guy won’t remember it (or anything from his last ten years) anyway.

PS bad time to say it given he just caved some dude’s orbital bone in and I didn’t get a great view of her…butttt Rockies guy’s chick is kind of a would