Shia Labeof Is Back! And By Back I Mean He's Getting Kicked Out Of Bowling Alleys Over French Fries

TMZ – Shia LaBeouf got kicked out of an L.A. bowling alley Wednesday night after freaking out on a bartender, calling him a “f***ing racist.” Shia was at Pinz in Studio City and according to one eyewitness, he was there for 3 hours pounding back beers. We’re told Shia got rowdy in Jerry’s Deli, which is connected to Pinz, and got into a verbal altercation when the staff told him to leave. We’ve obtained additional video that shows Shia was going off about a bartender refusing to serve him french fries.

Just when you think I was out on Shia, he pulls me back in. Times are tough when your new movie sells exactly one ticket across the pond (seriously). There isn’t a lot of context to why this happened, but then again does there need to be? There’s really no logical reason for a famous, grown man to get kicked out of a bowling alley over french fries. But it’s batshit Shia Labeof, so it’s best not to even try and understand. It’s a total Manny being Manny situation for him at this point. He could’ve stood outside the bowling alley, dropped his pants, and started air guitaring Baba O’riley with his dick and people would not bat an eye. Also, I’m not too sure Shia Labeof knows what the term racist means. Shia has fallen into that white male privilege ever since the days of Even Stevens. Can’t exactly play that race card, man.

The best(?) part is Shia initially left the building while wearing his bowling shoes, and actually came back:

I can’t decide whether I respect the move or not. It’s either he honors the game so much to where he can’t fathom disrespecting the place by walking away with the shoes. Or most likely he legitimately would be charged with his 800th strike by the courts for stealing $8 bowling kicks and decided it may not be worth another night in the slammer. Easily the latter. But points for scurrying away from the alley like Napoleon Dynamite after talking to a girl. Shia’s got some giddy up. DO IT.