Frank "The Tank" Fleming Continued His Electric Media Tour By Talking Baseball With ARod, Frank Thomas And Kevin Burkhardt

I have to admit, when the shooting star that is Frank Fleming first came into our lives that fateful night on the news, I thought he was a majestic one hit wonder. After hearing him on Barstool Radio, I thought there was a chance that he might be a shooting star. But after this video, I believe that Frank Fleming is a shooting sun. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is better than watching The Tank get wound up and then fire on his enemies. I told KFC that if we ever hired him, we need him in a state of anger at all times. Crack up the heat in whatever podcast studio he is in, hide a cricket in his house that he would never find, or tell him to come into the office whenever we knew there was going to be delays due to construction on the New Jersey Transit train line. When the tank gets hot, he is a content machine. I thought Frank was ready to blow his lid again once the talk of Opening Day turned into talk about the Mets trainers and The Worst Team Money Can Buy.

And the easiest bet in the history of the world was Frank Fleming hating Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez and the New York Yankees. You can even tell when ARod introduced himself, he was talking to the prototypical ARod hater. If you had to draw a picture of a guy that loathes ARod and the Yankees with every fiber of his being, you are drawing a picture that looks IDENTICAL to Frank Fleming. I would give any amount of money to go back in time and watch Frank scream at his TV whenever ARod came to the plate against the Mets or in the playoffs. I bet the Luis Castillo pop-up almost killed Frank because it was not only a loss to those stinky fucking Yankees, but because the ball came off of ARod’s bat. And Arod better sleep with one eye open after trying to woo Frank from the Mets to the Yankees with some season tickets. These colors don’t run, Alex.

However my sneaky favorite part of the video was Frank Thomas almost cumming himself when he said “Frank. It’s Frank. Lets be frank with it”, which was later matched by Fleming throwing a Mr. Baseball Ricky Davis joke about a million miles over the heads of the Big Hurt and the rest of the guys. Guess they should brush up on the Sports Ecyclopedia before their next interview with Frank Fleming. An absolute showman but also the prototypical common man. Can’t wait for the Clem and Flem Show (As long as Barstool can afford the hottest free agent in blogging. And as long as Frank doesn’t take my job first. And as long as he doesn’t have any skeletons in his closet, both of the Ken Bone figurative variety and the actual human remains literal variety).

P.S. Based on the glimmer in his eye, you could tell Frank was ready to talk about the middle school that he and Kevin Burkhardt went to for a full two hours if need be.