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The Rock Has A New Movie Coming Out And His Description Is Peak Rock Movie

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This is the perfect Rock movie. It’s going to have every single Rock/action movie cliche, and be as over the top as possible. Everything has built up to him having to save his family from the top floor of a 4,000 foot building. Oh, but it gets better. He’s also a disabled veteran…and the building is on fire. Duh. Yep, there you go, picturing the trailer for this movie in your head and grinning like an idiot because you know at some point the Rock is going to do something like burst out of the ocean with a Humpback Whale over his head and use it’s blow hole to put out the fire.

If this is just an everyday scene in Fast 8

Then we are in a world of treats in Skyscraper. I’m imagining Die Hard turned up to 1,000,000 and I cannot wait. To put it in perspective, the trailer for Baywatch has a shit ton of explosions, just imagine what Skyscraper has in store.