Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Drunkenly Flipped A Golf Cart While Trying To Repeatedly Run Over A Rooster?

PBP- A drunk tourist in the Keys is accused of attempting to commit a “fowl crime”. Daniel H. Jones, of Cinnaminson, N.J., had a blood-alcohol content over three times the legal limit while erratically driving a golf cart and attempting to run down a rooster in a Key West neighborhood on March 3, according to FL Keys News. “He was adamant about trying to hit the rooster,” witness Vincent Vurro told FL Keys News. However, Jones, 34, did more damage to himself and his two passengers when he rolled the cart over and ejecting everyone from the vehicle. The rooster jumped onto a sidewalk and avoided injury. Jones was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and DUI with property damage and minor injury.

Anybody who’s mad at this dude is a fucking idiot. I’m actually mad the cops arrested him. This is what vacation is all about. This guy is from New Jersey. He was vacationing in Key West. Anybody who has ever taken a vacation, which is everyone, knows you become a different person on vacation. That’s the point of vacation. This guy is one person on New Jersey and then completely transforms into a different person down in Key West. He’s more than likely a buttoned up financial dude or some shit in Jersey. Key West though? Different guy. Polar opposite. Maybe you get a little hopped up, drink too much happy sauce and repeatedly try to run over a rooster with a golf cart. That’s sneaky the best part of the whole story. He didn’t try to hit the rooster once. He went back to the well multiple times and ended up flipping the cart. Again, people on vacation shouldn’t be held accountable for actions like this and the police should drop all charges.