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This Poor MILF Is Trying To Sell Dresses On eBay But Her Impressive Rack Results In Her Getting Tons Of Creep Messages And Dick Pics

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Metro – Katherine Macpherson, 42, modelled a few dresses she wanted to sell on the online auction site and was seriously creeped out by the replies.

Rather than bids or offers from keen buyers, the mum-of-two received a slew of pervy messages from men – including one guy who said he only logged on to buy a tractor.

‘The eBay community’s answer to this is that because I use myself as my model that “I’m asking for it” and “what do you expect”, she told The Sun.

She also said users should ‘control themselves’ and she felt that sexual harassment was being condoned by the site.

Here are some of her very innocent listings:

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You see that and it’s hard to say she doesn’t know what she’s doing. But she says there is a logical reason to swing them thangs out there for her dress listings:

“I sell dresses and other clothing which I think is better marketed by being pictured worn.”

And yes she is in fact spot on. That’s sales 101 right there, slap some heavy hangers on whatever you’re selling and watch the profits roll in. Is she “asking” to get weird messages or dick pics from dudes on a bidding site? Definitely not. But if anything she should take it as a compliment that her marketing approach has reached so far. That’s the true testament of a business plan, acquiring customers all over. It’d be nice if they weren’t buying her dresses to ejaculate into them but a sale is a sale. It sounds like someone needs to do a little soul searching about whether she wants to sell goods on the internet or not. If it’s me, I’m opening up an Instagram and Snapchat and taking those dress sales cross platform. The internet has proven the demand, hit them with the supply.

Sadly she has no listings up right now (way to capitalize business woman) but I’m definitely curious to learn more about UK ladies’ fashion if she ever makes her triumphant return.