Faizon Love Got In A Situation With An Airport Valet And Threw Him All Over The Room Like A Bear Attack

And the aftermath:

AllHipHop – Actor and comedian Faizon Love has been charged with attacking a valet at an Ohio airport. Love was reportedly busted on Tuesday (March 7) after touching down at John Glenn Columbus International Airport.

He ended up getting into a fight with a valet over how much he was being charged.

Reports suggest the employee suffered minor injuries in the scuffle.

Here’s what Faizon Love — whom you may know from a billion movies like Friday or Elf — had to say when the media caught up with him. Spoiler alert: He was not the most remorseful:

It seems like the big missing piece here is what the guy was saying before he got ragdolled around. I have to believe being a famous person rolling through an airport, you’ve got to be aware it is a bad move to bust out any sort of violent action. So to get that kind of reaction from Faizon Love….what I’m curious about is what this dude could possibly have said or done to get absolutely MAULED like that. I mean that was some When Animals Attack type shit where the valet simply couldn’t escape his grasp. I was genuinely afraid he might get paralyzed when he was getting whipped around, that’s not a joke at all. It must have been some “Say you’re going to fuck his wife and steal his children” type shit to get him to that point.

But I say this as someone who, even if competent in a fight, could never throw another adult sized human being around like this: How awesome of a feeling must that be to be Faizon Love here? That is utter and complete dominance over another man, the kind of physicality that you can’t ignore. Sure he has at least 100 pounds on the guy and he didn’t raise a fist to him to start the situation…let’s take all of that out of the equation. Do you want to swing a man around like one of those old WWF wrestler pillow buddies? Yes. Yes. Unequivocally yes. The courts of law and public opinion can decide the other parts but besides that I’m #TeamFaizon, living the dream.