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This Is Actually A Very Bad And Wildly Inaccurate Internet Meme

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Truth be told, I’m a pretty level-headed and rational thinking human being. A lot of people on the internet these days see something they don’t agree with an instantly go Full Outrage mode. Not me. I see something I don’t agree with, I try to process what would make somebody else think or say or do something that is so polar opposite of my personal beliefs, and make a judgement based upon that. I know that not everybody is going to agree with what I think and on the other side of the coin, I’m not going to agree with what everybody else in the world thinks. That’s life, that’s what people say [Sinatra, Frank. 1966]. But with all of that being said…

Well I hope whoever created this meme gets hit by a train today but doesn’t die right away. Rather they suffer for a while and I get to be the one who pulls the plug on their life support. Because this internet meme is wildly inaccurate, incredibly slanderous and beyond offensive. You want to talk about Fake News? The conversation starts and ends here. Just think about what this meme is trying to say. The Krusty Krab is the gold standard for everything that is perfect in the world. Meanwhile, the Chum Bucket is absolute trash and constantly trying to steal the Krusty Krab’s secret to success just to stay afloat. This meme is completely backwards. They have it entirely wrong. How many times does Wawa need to be proven as America’s #1 convenience store before we can finally let this whole “rivalry” go? It’s been proven by fully unbiased studies before. It’s been proven by Business Insider last week. It’s been proven by Barstool Jordie countless times on this very website. Sheetz gets beaten time and time again by Wawa yet they keep coming back for more. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results. People who still claim Sheetz is better than Wawa are clinically insane and, quite frankly, not fit for civilized life.

P.S. – If anybody is getting sick of Wawa vs Sheetz content, just know that this isn’t my idea. This is all Sheetz’s doing. The moment their fans lay down their weapons and call Wawa Nation their Daddy, that’s when I stop blogging Wawa vs Sheetz. But until that day comes, I will continue to fight for my country.

@BarstoolJordie