USA Today Columnist Says Adrian Peterson Beat His Son Because He's Probably Descended From Slaves
There are takes.
There are hot takes.
Then there are “Adrian Peterson beat his son because it’s learned behavior from generations of slavery in his bloodline, probably” takes.
Takes that melt your face off and leave your skin dripping to the floor leaving a puddle at your feet.
Congrats to Pete Dougherty on achieving the top level of takes. Like the Final Boss of takes. And best of luck in the new job search.