A 'Brain Freeze Contest' At A Resort Went South When A Chick Collapsed And The Host Called Paramedics To The DJ Booth

Ah nothing like some little island resort mishaps that lead to possible injury and hospital visits because there’s zero thought at all behind them. Get people drunk and give them bows and arrows, put them out in the open water trying to navigate vehicles or float around with a Piña Colada in hand, and in this case test the very fibers of human tolerance with something that could double as a form of torture. I’d put a 100x dose of brain freeze right up there with waterboarding as far as torture goes and these people are doing it for a drink credit and to kill some time between floating around in others’ piss. But that’s vacation life, lots of fun and always one moment away from disaster. This leathery princess learned the hard way that it’s all fun and games until your cerebellum is overrun by subzero sugary drinks.

The one thing I admire about these people though is the fact they’re willing to try. On vacation there really should be no rules, nothing confining you to the box society puts us in. I was on vacation with an ex a few years back and for some reason these older ladies by the pool were playing a game where you put a coin in your swimsuit-covered butt cheeks and then have to waddle over and drop it into a shot glass and, if you don’t hit it, you have to take the shot. Needless to say it is not normally my first choice to take shots with a hint of Dominican-fed fecal matter mixed into the glass but when on vacation you might as well shove Abraham Lincoln in your cheeks and let the chips fall where they may. That spirit of adventure, that’s what they call that or this big lady’s concussion and possible brain bleeding.