Season 5 Of House Of Cards Dropping On Memorial Day Weekend Is An Injustice To Humanity

Power move making this announcement on inauguration day, but Netflix is really letting their nuts hang low. But I guess this is the kind of brutal injustice we’re gonna have to deal with in Trump’s America. The program that made the term binge synonymous with TV shows rather than chicks getting over their breakups via cookie dough is debuting on MEMORIAL DAY. The first weekend of 2017 where everyone is expected to be outside and Netflix straight cuckolds the sunshine. Good for them honing that kind of power. Every year is basically a time warp through 14 hours. And I personally can’t wait to spend that amount of time caring more about Frank Underwood’s Presidency more than any real-life administration. The beach can hold off for Francis.