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We Gotta Kill This Orangutan Who Taught Herself How To Use A Saw

Sorry but we have to. I don’t like it anymore than you do but we gotta kill that orangutan dead. I know we’re all in a sensitive place with animals this morning after seeing those cock suckers from A Dog’s Purpose abusing a German Shepard but this is different. We have to murder that orangutan. We have to do it for the next generation. Next thing you know BBC is gonna put out videos like, “Oh my goodness. Look at that orangutan. He learned how to use a shotgun. How amazing!” and we’re all FUCKED. Our days are already numbered with a Trump presidency and global warming. We can’t handle a surprise attack from the orangutans right now. What’s up with the BBC by the way? They’re on a weird run with animal videos. Last week we saw them send a village of monkeys into deep depression with their dead robot monkey and now they’re turning a blind eye to the orangutan revolution. And these are the same people who made the Planet Earth series? Pretty unbelievable.

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