Pastor Heals Woman's Vagina With His Holy Shoe

Boy oh boy is it gonna be rough for this chick when she realizes her pussy still sucks. Hate to be there when she wakes up from her Holy Ghost nap, takes a look, and still sees warts all over the place. Because there is no disappointment like “I thought my vaginal warts was cured but turns out to just be a religious scam” disappointment. There’s only so much the pastor’s wing tips can do and fixing your broke ass vagina isn’t one of them.

Best part of this whole thing is the Pastor giving her his shoe. Everyone else in the congregation gets hands on treatment. You got a brain tumor? The Pastor touches your forehead as he prays. You’re suffering from cancer? He’ll hug away the pain. You got warts on your vagina? Ummmm here. Take my shoe. Rub it on your pussy. I’m not touching you.