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This Crazy Lady Explaining Why Monster Energy Is A Tool Of The Devil Makes A Lot Of Good Points

Hey I love to bag on a crazy Christian as much as the next guy, and I came into this video fully prepared to do just that, but I’ve gotta admit… makes some pretty good points here. I like to think of myself as a man with sense and reason but come on, any objective observer can see that there are one too many coincidences here. If the Monster logo was simply 666 in Hebrew, I could let it slide. If they didn’t say fuck and talk about MILFs, I could let it slide. If “the beast,” the EXACT word used in the bible, wasn’t a central marketing ploy, then I could let it slide. But all of those combined? You’d be a fool not to acknowledge what’s going on here. Monster energy is a tool of the devil and every time you turn that can and cross upside down, allowing the evil elixir to enter your system, you are allowing the devil himself in. A sip of Monster is as grand a sin as worshiping the devil himself. There is no difference.

Something to think about.

PS – I’m kinda kidding but I’m also not at all. As she was going through her argument I was basically Charlie listening to Mac explain why evolution isn’t real.