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13 Year Old Girl Held Up By 12 Year Old Boy At Gunpoint For Chicken McNuggets

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NYDN – A young wannabe Hamburgler got schooled by a 13-year-old girl in Harlem. The 12-year-old boy pulled what was believed to be a gun on the victim in a Manhattan subway station and demanded a Chicken McNugget from her — but she smacked the weapon away and he was arrested, police said Thursday. The bizarre incident happened aboard the No. 6 train at the 103rd St. station in East Harlem early Tuesday evening. About 20 minutes earlier, the suspect and victim, who know each other from school, were inside a nearby McDonald’s at E. 103rd St. and 3rd Ave.  He asked her for a McNugget, police said, and when she wouldn’t give him one, he got angry. When they got to the subway station, the suspect confronted the victim, pointed an apparent gun at her head and again demanded a McNugget. The teen, in turn, smacked the gun away from her head and told the suspect to leave her alone. When the train pulled in both got on, and the victim allegedly saw the suspect show his gun to another kid.

Now youre in New Yorrrrrrrrk! Concrete jungle where teens are willing to almost execute each other over McDonaldssssss! There’s nothing you cant dooo!!

Glennard Balls already touched on this topic and waxed poetic about the virtues of Chicken Nuggets. But I’d be remiss if I didnt discuss this topic because its something I’ve been preaching about it for about a decade. What have I been saying since 2009 on this website? There is nobody scarier and nobody more intimidating than New York City kids. They are the most no-nonsense bad ass pricks in the world. If you’re walking the streets around 3pm when school gets out, watch the fuck out. Packs of those motherfuckers will swallow you up whole. One minute you’re walking the streets of Manhattan, a confident, adult white man. The next minute you’re in a tornado of Puerto Rican teenagers smoking cloves making fun of your peacoat, pushing you around. Its scary out there with the street toughs. Ask Asa Akira. She grew up in Manhattan. She was doing ecstasy at like 13. They dont give a fuck.

And just like everything else with kids, as we time goes on, they get worse and worse even younger and younger. Now they’re so fucked up, they’re pulling guns on each other for chicken nuggets at the age of 12. And they’re so fucking crazy, that that shit doesnt even scare them. Gun to a 13 year old girl’s head and she doesnt even bat an eyelash. Just keeps on eating her 5 Piece and doesnt think twice. I wish I was 1/100th as tough as that crazy little broad. I could probably be mugged for nuggets right now by an NYC pre teen.