Peruse Walmart High On Meth While Eating Some Sushi And Various Snacks? Dont Mind If I Do

LECANTO, Fla. (AP) – A Florida woman has been accused of taking methamphetamine and driving a motorized shopping cart through a Wal-Mart while drinking wine and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.

According to a Citrus County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, security officer Robert Gross observed Josseleen E. Lopez, 25, consume $32.36 worth of food and wine inside the Lecanto store.

Gross says he watched Lopez open some sushi, eat a piece and then put it back on the shelf. He says Lopez did the same thing with a package of mini muffins and cinnamon rolls. He says Lopez also ate most of a rotisserie chicken.

Lopez told authorities she was homeless and hungry and had just injected herself with methamphetamine.

Lots of people are gonna hate on young Josseleen because she’s homeless and was high on a little meth. Not me. I can see across the river through the fog and realize that sometimes you can just admit that what the meth head was doing was awesome. This is one of those times.

Going to Walmart high as a kite and throwing back a couple of deep reds whilst eating sushi, a few mini muffins, cinnamon rolls, and a roto chicken is a legit good date night. In fact, I might surprise Mrs McNealy the next time we have a sitter. She’d be pleasantly surprised at the ostentatious endeavor planned by me to have her perusing the local Walmart for always falling prices while eating snacks on snacks on snacks.

Some people have it all. And Josseleen, despite the meth habit and homelessness, is one of those people. I’m just happy to be man enough to admit it.