News Anchor Told To Draw A Cannon, Immediately Starts Drawing What Appears To Be A Dick

I’m calling dirty pool on the howling jackal with the glasses. Think about how you would draw a cannon. Sooner or later it’s going to resemble a big ol’ dick. No way around it. Poor Kaci was set up from the jump. Live broadcast + phallic object = YouTube page views with a chance to go viral.

But in my opinion, this couldn’t have been a one man job. There has to be more to it. I don’t think Kaci is glasses guy’s cup of tea. Howevaaaaa, you know who may have a thing for Kaci? This guy.

Add in that he has the look of every bad guy news anchor in movie history plus the “When losers draw” zing that is the verbal version of pulling your crush’s hair. Once you know for sure that your crush knows what a dick looks like, it makes everything else that much easier. Relationships 101. I just hope Kaci realizes she was dealt a losing hand from the jump.

P.S. Sup?

h/t Chalie