Brandon Marshall Of The Broncos Is DONE With Being Confused With Brandon Marshall Of The Jets

Time to light the torches and grab the pitchforks, America! There’s simply not enough causes in the world to fight for in this nation today. Let’s put #BrandonForBrandon to the top of the list. And I thought I had it bad being compared to the lead actor from The Lego Movie or a less sexually predator looking Haley Joel Osmant. I can’t even IMAGINE what it would be like to have to live my days as a Super Bowl champion linebacker that gets Instagram comments that’s intended for a Pro Bowl WR for the Jets. What a unjust world. Thank Christ I’m inundated in attempting to make sponsored posts/videos somewhat interesting to even wrap my head around that kind of shitty existence.