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Paulina Gretzky Has The Singing Voice Of An Angel

I didn’t choose to cover the Paulina Gretzky beat, the Paulina Gretzky beat chose me. Her snapchat is electric. One minute she’s dancing on a stripper pole in Vegas. The next second she’s about to fuck Dustin Johnson on a couch in a club in Vegas with her titties poppin’. Now this. My girl belting out some Biebs with the voice of an angel. You know when Brennan finally sings for Dale for the first time in ‘Step Brothers’? Well that’s how I felt watching her sing. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now, Paulina. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. Forget DJ being the most talented one in the relationship. Oh you can hit a tiny white golf ball really far? Cool, dude. Well your girl has pipes. Let’s get Paulina a record deal ASAP.

paulina_jean is her snap