A Sex Robot Convention Being Banned From Asia And Moved To London Is The Upset Of The Year

NY Post- Malaysia blew a fuse over a conference on robot sex– so the show is moving to London. The two-day December symposium on “sex bots” is set for east London’s Goldsmiths University after the second annual event was banned in Asia, it was reported Saturday. The International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots will tackle subjects such as the use of “teledildonics,” or cyber sex toys, to human like robots that can achieve orgasm. “I think robots could become our lovers in the future,” Goldsmith’s Kate Devlin told the Daily Star of Britain. “Does love have to be reciprocated to be valid?”

What the fuck Asia? You guys cannot develop a reputation for being leaders in the crazy sex stuff industry and then pass it up to England because of a few prudes in Malaysia. It would be like moving a guns and fast food convention out of America. That is your corner and you must defend it at all costs. If the Malaysians had a problem with this shit, why wasn’t Japan clearing out the Tokyo Dome for The International Congress on Love and Sex? (A+ name by the way). Sure England has always sneaky higher on the deviant sex story list than many of their citizens would care to admit. But this is one of those things that just seems right in an Asian country. If you are the home of anime sex and blurred out porn, you can’t be picky about a boring ol’ sex robot, excuse me, teledildonics convention. Even smut pushers gotta have a code.

*Let me finish this blog by saying if the reason Asian countries don’t want to host this sex bot convention is because they are scared of the sex bots becoming self aware and either weaponizing against humans or being able to chop dicks off during sex, I am completely on Team Asia. If there is even a 0.0001% chance of a sexbot cutting your dick off, you have to export that convention to the blokes in England ASAP.