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Does Deepthroating An Entire Stick Of Butter As A Party Trick Get This Girl Laid?

Short answer: Why yes. Yes it does. She’s attractive enough to where she could’ve been fully swallowing a bloody rat dipped in AIDS and there would be men lined up to take a chance. However, that’s not even the point. I’m not sure whether to be amazed, disturbed, or aroused. Probably all of the above. Who wants to be known as the chick who houses an entire stick of butter in one swallow? We’ve all done weird stuff while drunk for attention. Hell, we used to play Rocky and chug raw eggs cause we were fucking idiots who thought Salmonella was a myth like Chlymidea or Eskimos champions amongst men. But this looks outright dangerous. Poor man’s Heather Brooke here looked like she could’ve went tits up after choking on half of your daily recommended calories in one swallow. I guess that’s the endgame. Either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself 400 pounds and have to upgrade to sucking down footlongs to be relevant. Either way, it’s a win.

Here’s the GIF. For business purposes. I think.