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Birdcage Life Is On The Up And Up

Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait!

In the history of the world, I’m not sure there has ever been a picture taken where the ratio of sexual partners has been this high. It’s like dividing by 0, I’m not sure the math even exists.

But shouts to me. Everything is on the up and up this week after a bad one last week. First Smitty was sent to the cage after his Eagles lost to my Skins

And now Asa is jumping into the cage with me, living out a personal dream of mine since the time I discovered hand lotion in the 7th grade. What a time to be alive.

Sometimes your podcast gets cancelled halfway through episode one, but to every yin there is a yang. Which only means something terrible is on the horizon for me. I can barely wait.