Thor Chaperones All The Mets Rookies Dressed Up As Girls In A League Of Their Own

Noah just loving every second of this. Walking this pack of clowns around like a tour guide on a field trip. “Robert…Robert. Give us a smile!” Its a great rookie haze too. I’m sure losers on Hockey Twitter will say this is demeaning to women but A League of Their Own is a great theme for hazing. Your boy Brandon Nimmo seems to like this a little too much:

Mets fans might be sweating bullets, tight as can be as we come to the finish line here but safe to say the guys in the clubhouse are about as loose as can be.

Speaking of loose…the Bruce is LOOSE. If we get one of Jay Bruce’s hot streaks for the next month, anything is possible. #ItCouldHappen