Nobody Has Ever Cared More About Meatball Subs Than This Psycho Woman At Subway

All the haters are going to say this went on for way too long, that she was out of line, and that she is a bitch (though you can hear her say specifically that she is not a bitch). I am not one of those haters. I am on her side 100%. Imagine her all day long, shooting up testosterone, dreaming of the meatball sub she is going to house later that night in her Subaru Outback, and then wam bam, no meatball sub. Brutal. She makes a very solid point that you simply cannot argue– Subway cannot run around advertising a meatball sub and then not offer the people a meatball sub. It’s unjust, unfair, and frankly, un-American. It’s like dangling a donut in front of a fat man and leading him into a volcano. All this broad wanted was a god damn meatball sub. Nobody has ever wanted a meatball sub more than she’s ever wanted a meatball sub. In fact, nobody in the world has ever loved anything in the world more than she loves a meatball sub. The only person who comes close is Gruden with pool noodles. Hopefully this wo(man) hopped back in her Subaru and drove a mile to the next closest Subway and got some fake meat covered in fake tomato sauce on some day old bread.

PS: I’m pretty sure it’s a dude.