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Britney!

Let’s go! Britney turning back the clock! That instagram video is either one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen or Britney Spears is straight up losing her mind again. There’s nothing that says it can’t be both I guess. Those were some wild dances moves. Like she might actually be going crazy. Stir crazy in her house and just had to let some of it out. There’s a real chance she breaks out the clippers again and goes Mr. Clean. Whatever type of moves those were, they made it move in a big way. She’s still got that booty. I’ll see her pulling up her shorts in many dreams to come. That’s the Britney I remember. That’s the Britney who brought packed arena roofs down. That’s the Toxic Britney that gave me boners simply by watching her. Not the over-the-hill version of Britney who performed at the VMAs and nobody cared and got completely overshadowed by Beyonce.