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Deion Sanders Might Be The Worst $100,000 Pyramid Player In History

The audacity of Primetime waving his hands in frustration as if he’s not getting good enough clues had me cracking up. “The Jewelry Store…Breakfast At…” is literally the best clue you can humanly give to try to get someone to say the word “Tiffany’s.” “The Other name for The Academy Awards” and “Blank the Grouch” are the only two possible ways in the English language you could get someone to say “Oscars.” One of the most versatile guys ever, but $100,000 Pyramid is NOT on the list.

Only moment that saved his debacle of an appearance was his reaction when he had to describe “Lap Dance”

Deion Sanders is the only human to ever play in a Super Bowl and in a World Series. Hes got more money than anyone ever really could need. And yet he still lights up thinking about lap dances the same way I did when I walked down the steps at Flash Dancers for the first time. Some things are just innate. Just inside of us and never change. No matter who you are.