Tiger Woods Announces His Come Back Dates! Happy Day!

TW- Tiger Woods said Wednesday that he hopes to play in the Safeway Open, Oct. 13-16, at Silverado Resort and Spa in Napa, California. Woods also intends to compete in the Turkish Airlines Open, Nov. 3-6, in Antalya, Turkey, and the Tiger Woods Foundation-run Hero World Challenge, Dec. 1-4, at Albany in the Bahamas. He will participate in the Tiger Woods Invitational presented by USLI, Oct. 10-11, on the Monterey Peninsula.

“My rehabilitation is to the point where I’m comfortable making plans, but I still have work to do,” Tiger said. “Whether I can play depends on my continued progress and recovery. My hope is to have my game ready to go.
“I’m looking forward to going to California for my foundation event and Safeway. I’m also excited to return to Turkey and Albany. It could be a fun fall.
“It was difficult missing tournaments that are important to me, but this time I was smart about my recovery and didn’t rush it. It was great spending time with my children Sam and Charlie, and also working on a lot of projects including golf-course design, the upcoming 20th anniversary of my foundation and my book about the 1997 Masters. But I missed competing. I want to thank all the fans for their kindness and concern. I’ve been a pro about 20 years, and their support has never waned.”

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What a wonderful surprise on a random Wednesday! Best goddamn news ever. I literally just wrote a blog about Tiger.  Semi-mocking him for going to career day as a professional golfer cause it’s been ages since he actually played. So what does he do? He reads the blog and decides it was time to finally return to the game of golf. Shove it right back in my stupid face for mocking him. I never doubted him, though (I think). I knew he’d be back eventually. People will make their stupid jokes. Let them make their stupid jokes. Our hero is back and I have full faith in him to win a few tournaments make some cuts and not get injured. Shout out to all the Tiger Fan Boys who stuck around the whole time with me. We shall be rewarded. This is the start of something great. I can feel it. LET’S GO! SO BACK.

Now excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable…………..