The Sidelines On This High School Football Field Were Painted On Perfectly

Mailtime!

You know how Kmarko has his Monday Morning Metaphors? Well this is your Friday Morning Metaphor. You’ve been doing your job all week…matter of fact, you’ve been doing it all summer. You’ve been coming in every Monday hungover. You’ve been slaving away just trying to make it to the weekend. All summer you’ve done what you had to do. And now its the Friday before Labor Day and its time to give this place the Double Middles. Time to tell your boss and your coworkers to go fuck themselves. Mail this shit in. Throw some slop against the wall and hope it sticks. And bust out that door as soon as humanly possible for one last summer weekend of sun and suds and sluts and any other S word that represents the summer.