Vin Scully Tells A Great Story About How The Beatles Got Stranded In Dodger Stadium And Were Rescued By The Hell's Angels

What a story indeed, Vin. “The car was stuck in a virtual sea of humanity.” Whatever comes out of his mouth is deemed automatic poetry. Somebody make sure he’s given the Indiana Jones treatment because he belongs in a museum. The farewell tour of senility continues in the booth for the greatest broadcaster in the game today. If this man is taking down the subjects of Socialism, Gingers going extinct, and motherfucking dirt (yeah, actual soil), he can definitely mix in a Beatles story with the best of them. Let the big Vin talk.

The seemliness between the action and history lesson of facial hair is the stuff legends are made of. That’s why Vin’s the best. Norm Macdonald and Artie Lang talking about when they hung out in the booth with the great Bob Ueker (Brewers broadcaster that was also Harry Doyle from Major League, for you amateurs out there). Like a jazz musician discussing the fucking tits on that trollop.