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Swaggy P Wants Chris Brown To Move Off His Block Because He's Causing Too Much Police Activity During His Stand Off With Police

Hilarious, man. For those who dont know whats happening today, Chris Brown has been engaged in a stand off with police basically all day. I dont know all the details. Some chick said she was assaulted at his house and apparently Ray J was there and snuck out the back. Thats all I know. TMZ has the full timeline. Breezy has been posting IG rants all day with the stand off going on. At one point he says “Whats next? I’ma fart an elephant?” which is hysterical.

He blatantly says how this is good for publicity:

And then took the time to plug his new single:

All while engaged in a John Q style police stand off. I was waiting for an IG video of him yelling “I AM NOT GONNA BURY MY SON! MY SON IS GONNA BURY ME!”

Anyway I dont really know the details or care very much. Chris Brown is a scumbag of the highest order but when he gets out of prison for this police stand off if he puts out another fire single I wont care. I just dont care about all the bad shit he does, I only wanna listen to catchy ass songs.

But Swaggy saying theres only a couple black people in the neighborhood and he doesnt want to get kicked out is just too funny. Theres legit helicopters circling the block and the SWAT team is running through his neighborhood and Swaggy is out here cracking jokes on Instagram asking Chris Brown to move. Top notch entertainment.