Brendan Dassey's Mom Got A Giant "Justice For Brendan" Tattoo Minutes Before A Judge Ordered His Release

TMZ- Brendan Dassey’s family has a lot to celebrate … but their timing is off, because his mom got a tattoo decrying his imprisonment 20 minutes before a judge ordered his release. Brendan’s mom, Barb, and a family friend got matching tattoos — “Justice for Brendan” emblazoned on their thighs, minutes before the appeals court decision. Funny enough … Barb thinks the tattoo ended up a good luck charm of sorts and contributed to Brendan’s sudden good fortune. The kicker … when Brendan gets out he says he’ll get a matching tattoo.  Maybe it should say, “Justice for myself.”

I’m having a hard time wrapping my brain around this. Did Mama Dassey know he was gonna get released? Was she completely oblivious to the fact that a judge was about to overturn his murder charge? Did the tattoo somehow work as a good luck charm and got his charge overturned? Is God real? Lots of question and very few answers. If the prison phone calls from Making A Murderer are any indication, Mama Dassey didn’t know shit and just wanted to get a giant white trash tattoo for her son. Yeah? Yeah. I would’ve preferred that the tattoo say FREE BRENDAN but Justice For Brendan isn’t bad I guess.

Much like Gucci Mane, Brendan Dassey better be on Snapchat the SECOND he gets released from prison. I don’t know what in the fuck a Manitowoc coming home party looks like but I bet it’s absolutely insane off the chain. Getting all hopped up on grain alcohol and smashing cars with the car crusher and shit. I need every second of it on social media. Maybe just Periscope the whole thing if they know what Periscope is.