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Bubba Basically Calls Himself A Hero For Yelling At Unruly Golf Fans

 

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Now that’s a spin zone! Holy shit. Bubba was all over the place with his answer until he finally found his footing in the, “My caddy and I yell at unruly fans so the heat falls on us and not the other golfers on tour” narrative. What a hero. I’ve been looking at this Bubba Watson guy all wrong for all these years. He’s not an asshole. He’s the opposite of an asshole. He’s the heroic fall guy. He doesn’t yell at fans because he’s an asshole. You heard him. It’s not his choice to yell at fans. His actions come from a higher calling. He yells at fans so the media jumps all over him for yelling at gallery members and not his fellow golfers. He’s a modern day Jesus Christ. Praise Bubba. Amen.

 

 

 

h/t malcolm