Wannabe Rapper Shoots Himself In The Face For No Reason (Warning: Pretty Damn Bloody)

Facebook- Plot twist: I shot myself in the face.

Synopsis: I actually wanted to put this in a music video/ but no cameraman wanted to film it. So I did it myself since I felt like taking a bullet to the face.
Anyway, this was really nothing. I’ve been shot a couple times before and this was like a 4 out of 10 on the pain scale after the initial impact.

I look slightly disorientated after the blast. That’s because my ears were ringing/ in pain. It was hard to focus on sound and although I assumed that i swallowed the bullet/ I wasn’t quite sure.

The last time that a bullet ricocheted through me/ it destroyed an organ and part of another.

Now, anyway, to all my friends and family who boo hoo about this shit, deal with it. I don’t give a fuck whether you want me to live or not unless you are paying me MONEY. Your care for my life will never supersede my disregard for it. I knew it was possible that the bullet might bounce back and puncture my throat/ but it didn’t matter.

And yeah, a bunch of people thought that someone else did this. Nah I would’ve fought back if that was the case.

And concerning the laughter/ I forgot about what we were laughing at. I think we saw something outside the window for a second that induced the humor, but I can’t remember.
When my tongue was moving rapidly around my mouth, I was feeling for my teeth.

Anyway, I should’ve used a different gun. My friend discouraged me from using the .9mm because he said it was armor piercing.

Armor piercing: I wonder what that’d look like going through my arms/ do you?

Lastly Worldstar initially told me to email them this video, so as of now, before I am anything important, I’m answering all questions concerning my books, art gallery, and mediocre rap/ rock videos.

Bruhhhhhhhhh. Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook have sent this entire world into a damn tail spin with Facebook Live. Or maybe this stuff was always happening and we’re just now seeing it. It’s for sure the latter but do you think when Zucks and the people at Facebook decided to stream stuff live they were like, “We’re gonna revolutionize digital media. This way we’ll get wannabe rappers shooting themselves in the face for NO REASON AT ALL”? Probably not. They were most likely thinking people would create their own web shows or cover breaking news stories on Facebook Live. Maybe that’ll happen one day. For now all we seem to have gotten is cops shooting people, people shooting cops, people shooting themselves and Florida sideline reporters getting fired. Not exactly a hot start for Facebook Live. What happened to the good ol’ days when rappers got shot organically? 50 Cent is shaking his damn head right now.

PS- That dude was way too proud of the fact that he swallowed the bullet.