Tory Lanez Shows Off His Mechanically Perfect Jump Shot Once Again

It’s a wonder that Tory Lanez doesn’t just give up the music shtick and just make the full time transition to basketball. Such a pure, natural shooting form that, frankly, can’t be taught. He blew up the Internet last week with his Klay Thompson-esque release.

A lot of people might be wondering who Tory Lanez actually is. It sounds like a MILFY 90’s porn star or an ashy bowling alley where you can bring your own kegs. In fact, Tory Lanez is a Toronto Singer with a bunch of big hits, a light beef with Drake brewing, an album coming out soon. And what better way to promote that album than by putting his soaking wet jumper on display?

When was the last time we saw form this pure? Kyle Korver? Rick Barry? Justin Bieber?

Absolutely mechanical. Snoop Dog, Master P, 2 Chainz and Chris Brown all have proven they can hippity-hop and hoop, and now Lanez adds to the list. The form looks like it was taught by Chip Engelland; note how the body curves perfectly like a parenthesis.

As long as the rock goes in, right Khaled?

It’s a shame what you people did a couple months ago, making fun of that mildly slow fat man by obsessively watching his videos in his marble asylum, but I digress. The main story here is Lanez and his saccharine release. The Sixers, meanwhile, are thin at guard, so even if it’s not a roster spot for Lanez, maybe he could do a little shot doctoring to help fellow Canuck Nik Stauskas get that juju back.

And the handles too? Hot Sizzle!

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