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This Little Boy In Russia Got A Little Handsy With A Store Mannequin

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Daily Mail- A young boy was caught red-handed putting his hand up a shop mannequin’s dress, and then crouching down and staring straight up it as his mother shopped for an almost identical garment . One picture, taken in Ulyanovsk, Russia, shows the boy putting his hand on the mannequin’s crotch and looking straight into its eyes. In another, the boy is bending down to take a good look at the mannequin’s privates while the third picture shows the child standing in front of her, with his hands on her thighs. The snaps of the little lad, who looks about four years old, were taken and shared online by an unnamed passer-by who was visiting the shopping centre in the city of Ulyanovsk, in central Russia’s Ulyanovsk Oblast region. The ‘sexual harassment’, as it’s been dubbed online, was said to have gone on for some time and witnesses said the youngster seemed to be having a great time while his parents were elsewhere shopping for clothes.

 

 

You know what I say to that kid? Good for him. He just wants answers like the rest of us want answers. What the hell is going on up there? That’s all he wants to know. And he doesn’t have the filter yet that says, “No. It’s not cool or legal to stick my hand up a mannequin’s dress or anyone’s dress for that matter. Don’t do it.” So he just waltzes up there like a goddamn boss and sticks his hand up her dress for exploration purposes only. It’s adorable is what it is. That’s another thing. This goes to show that you can do just about anything as a kid and people will write it off as cute (except for you, Lena Dunham. Still gross). If any of us did that now we’d be rightfully arrested on the spot for being a fucking weirdo. But some 4-year-old Russian kid does it and people love it. I mean I get it. I’m just saying.