Rashad Jennings Stopped Going To His Chiropractor Once Jennings Found Out He Was An Eagles Fan
Phew, the Giants may have dodged a bullet there. The only group of people I trust less than the Mets medical staff are Eagles fans. Yes that even includes Eli Apple and my football mom Annie Apple. They have to prove it to me on the field and in the booth for ESPN that they aren’t some sort of spies like Tom Glavine was with the Mets before the gain my blind trust. I sure as shit can’t have some dirty Eagles fan have access to our starting running back’s spine, no matter how good it feels when you get your back cracked. And it’s not like Jennings is some iron man or scrub on the team. As much as it terrifies me to write this, we neeeeed him to come through this year. He’s the most complete back we have, even though I am praying every morning and night that Paul Perkins turns into a stud sooner rather than later (if at all).
Then again, I’ve prayed for that every time we have drafted a running back in the middle-to-late rounds and those prayers have definitely NOT been answered. But if the Football Gods want a sacrifice, I would definitely let an Eagles doctor perform experimental surgeries on Andre Williams in exchange for like 3 points on Perkins’ real life Madden Overall score. In the meantime I’m just gonna watch Victor Cruz run this route over and over until training camp starts.