Things Are Already Popping Off At The Republican National Convention In Cleveland
We have all been waiting for this RNC ever since the Trump Train went express and captured the nations imagination. Trump’s and Hillary’s campaigns are both squarely in the zone where nothing they say or do will surprise me. And that goes tenfold for the misfits that are in Cleveland this week on either side of the political spectrum. The perfect setting for what should be an utterly ridiculous couple of days, regardless of what LeBron and the Cavs did last month. We have all been talking about the diseases and general chaos in Brazil before the Olympics begin. But this RNC in Cleveland is the perfect appetizer that is a little more than an appetizer for the shit down in Rio. Like a Munchie Mania at Friendlys (shout out to the people that actually know/remember what that is). Telling people to kick your dog that is really a human may seem strange now, but by Friday morning that will be as controversial as Tim Duncan’s retirement announcement. It may be slow in the sports world, but smut blog business is about to pick up.