A Vegan Learning He's Accidentally Eating Cheese During His Obnoxious Livestream Is A Glorious Internet Moment
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Someecards – Youtuber Powsimian, whose real name is Matthew Blunt, is a die-hard vegan trying to stop the current “animal holocaust” (his words). Blunt has recently gone viral not for his efforts to promote veganism, but because he had a rather intense freakout after accidentally eating a bit of cheese.
Normally I’m not the type to celebrate someone else’s suffering but it’s impossible to look at this guy and not want to see him taken down a few pegs. I mean he’s already living at home with his mom and vigorously flossing cheese jizz out of his teeth as if it were someone showering after a sexual assult in a movie so I’m not sure he really needs to be taken down more pegs. But seeing him not even able to eat his unleavened Syrian bread just kinda made me smile. If you’re going to be that hardcore vegan, you can’t be ordering from regular pizza places and expect things to be up to your standards. You have to only get food from equally pretentious places that fit such an obsessive lifestyle. You think some underpaid migrant worker making the fat hairy Italian owner’s pizza recipe is putting a lot of thought into keeping an egg and animal free kitchen on the off chance some man-bunned asshole wants an animal productless pizza? You get what you (or your mom in this case) pays for and that’s some cheese in your sauce, egg in your dough, and probably a cow coming in and wiping its ass on the box.
Also in case you needed any more reason to hate him besides being vegan, his tantrum, and being the type of person who sits on a Swiss exercise ball (it’s a Swiss EXERCISE ball, not a Swiss “sit on it and act like you’re much healthier for regressing from the advancement of chairs” ball), this guy also had a perfect reply after going viral for the video on Reddit:
A cyclist yelling at “his haters” too, he’s such a hit list of hateable clichés that I almost want to admire it.