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I Hate I Don't Find "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild" Impressive One Bit

Eh. I’ve had better. Am I just becoming an old cranky coot or does this just not look that…good? Where’s Ganondorf guarding his desert or Link battling his shadow for the rights to slay the princess? At least give me a fat Goron rolling around or a sexually confusing Zora sighting. And did they have to make Link more feminine than Robin Hood in his most metrosexual of days? All I see here is some chick in a skirt doing mundane tasks and skipping around in the wild. Be somebody, Nintendo.