Woman Quits Her Job To Breastfeed Her Boyfriend Every Two Hours

(NYPost) — A mom is breastfeeding her boyfriend — 20 years after having children. Jennifer Mulford took time off from her job as a bartender to induce breastfeeding because she wants to start an adult breastfeeding relationship (ABR) with Brad Leeson. Because she has not given birth to a baby recently, she and Brad, 36, need to “dry feed” every two hours to fool her body into thinking she is feeding a child so she starts producing milk. Jennifer was single when she stumbled across a website about ABR. She said: “When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious. “We both wanted the same thing out of the relationship — a magical bond that only breastfeeding can achieve.” Because Jennifer hadn’t breastfed for over 20 years, she had no milk to feed Brad. The couple need to induce lactation by dry-feeding and pumping her breasts every two hours, just as if she was feeding a baby.

You know what? Congrats to the happy couple. Are they sick freaks? Sure, they’re super fucking weird. But they’re sick freaks that belong to one another. That’s all we want in life, right? We want to find our girl who likes breastfeeding her boyfriend, some movies romanticize it by saying shit like, “you’re my person,” or “if you’re a bird then I’m a bird,” but when we get down to brass tacks we just want the girl who shares our fetish. You’ve just gotta find your own niche freak. Some people like BDSM, others like role play, some enjoy having their significant other suck and gnaw on their titties for sustenance. He who is without fetish cast the first stone. You want me to bash them like I haven’t slipped down a rabbit hole every now and again? No sir.

Plus, Brad looks happy/like he’s been drinking sour milk and shitting his pants for weeks, so you mind your own business.