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Maisie Williams Roasts A Writer Who Wrote A Headline About Her Being Braless At A Charity Event

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Here are the reactions I’ve seen to that tweet/this story today

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did she roast the writer of that article? Yeah I suppose so but that’s pretty much like shooting fish in a barrel. That’s easiest of easy targets. This is how the internet works. Headlines are everything. You gotta find a way to stand above the rest of the white noise out there. While the headline. “Maisie Williams raises a bunch of money for a charity” is the more accurate headline, it’s also the most boring headline of all time. I fell asleep for twenty minutes in between while typing it out. That headline is right up there with a local news station talking about a bake sale. Boooooooooooring. Nobody cares about people doing good things out in the world. That is NOT how the internet works, my friend. But the headline of, “Hey come look at this girl who went out in public without a bra” is gonna get the clicks every time. How do I know that? I just so happen to work on the internet and maybe have dabbled in some boob-inspired click bait from time to time. All I’m saying is napalming one writer on one site isn’t gonna change how humans consume the internet. Boobs > charity every time. Everybody knows that.

 

PS- Please god don’t kill me, Arya Stark.