Shia Labeof's New "Art Project" Involves Posting His GPS Coordinates And Whoever Picks Him Up Can Take Him Wherever They Want
PEOPLE – For his latest performance art piece, LaBeouf is teaming up with frequent collaborators Rönkkö and Turner, along with Vice, to travel the country by the good graces of his fans. For the next 30 days, you can find the actor and his friends using the GPS coordinates they tweet or by visiting the #TakeMeAnywhere website, where you can track their movements.
Shia, you Goddamn lunatic. I don’t know whether to buy you a beer or put you numero uno on a death pool. What is going through this guy’s mind every morning when he wakes up besides a dickload of Hallucinogens? And this is officially it for our old pal Shia Labeouf. This is when his journey officially comes to the end. Cause all over the course of 30 days you’re gonna get a lot more people than 3 vagrant hippies without car chargers on your tail. There are some sick, twisted people in America who wouldn’t mind picking up Louis Stevens and making him squeal like a pig in Deliverance. And it will happen. People have went after a lot famous people for a lot less. Mark David Chapman gunned down Lennon because of The Catcher And The Rye. The dude who shot Reagan did so to impress Jodie Foster. You better believe some batshit out there is gonna take a swipe at Labeouf cause Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull shit the bed.
Even so, if/when Shia Labeof escapes his captors, I can’t wait to hear the survival story. The man can tell one hell of a tall tale.
“I slap him on the ass cause I think he deserves it.” Hilarious, and true. The dude probably did deserve a “Thadda a guy”.
Now that’s up there with the greatest arrest story of all-time. He even admits batshittidy, which means he can’t be crazy, right? He’s gone from being the Lord Of The Douche to a misunderstood drunk. Shia and I may have more in common than I thought. I can imagine getting caught in a rough binge that just leads down a darker and darker rabbit hole like this. Gotta respect that story. Especially dropping The Answer in his story almost out of nowhere. Now let’s one up life with this next story. DO IT.