In Honor Of July 4th Weekend, Let's Revisit When Smitty And Ben Franklin Did Colonial America

There you have it. We visited Historical Philadelphia, as it once was. By that I mean filled with Asians and German tourists who wanted to knock my block off for accidentally chanting U-S-A in their face. If you’d like Philly’s, nah, America’s greatest living Ben Franklin to make an appearance, you can look him up right here. The man is as authentic as it gets, right down to the senility caused by syphilis (Just kidding. I think).

And I’m not gonna lie, I’d clean house/shanty in Colonial times. Hole in the crotch included. OOOOO KILL ‘EM!