As Expected, New York Newspapers Had A Field Day With The Knicks Pursuit Of Jeff "Horny" Hornacek
I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but can we honestly rule out the New York papers chipping in to ensure the Knicks hired Jeff Hornacek? The hiring came out of the blue last night and the papers had a taste of heaven with the Slippery Fish sneaking between the sheets of NBA players’ ex-wives and Kurt Rambis Liking dildo chicks pictures on Twitter. Horny coaches as far as the eye can see in the World’s Most Famous Arena. You don’t lose two headline gold mines like that without thinking how it’s going to effect the bottom line of a dying industry. David Blatt made sense because they could have just loaded up with Jewish puns like The Moses Of Madison Square Garden or something. And Matt Harvey allowed them to pile up a bunch of pee jokes. But now we are about to get deluged with horny jokes and I for one cannot be more excited about it.
The New York tabloid headline writers have long been the Picassos of tabloid journalism and they just got the finest paintbrush in all the land. Sure that Austin Powers line has been beaten into the ground more than basically ever Borat phrase ever. But those headline writers are used to making chicken salad out of chicken shit. Give them something as strong as a guy with a name that can be turned into Horny and we are cooking with gas. Lets get horny!!!