I'm Such A Slave For Funny That I'm Posting This Even Though It Makes Me Want To Cry

I hate that this was funny. I hate that I laughed out loud at it. I hate that I am a slave to funnyness. I hate that I put comedy above my own well being. Because this image of my head sucks and it kills me to see it. I still tell myself I’m not this bald but time and again I keep getting proven wrong by seemingly indisputable evidence. I think I’m just a bald asshole now. The first bald dude ever with surfer hair. It’s unheard of. And yes the rogaine was a nice touch. Too bad shit ain’t working apparently.