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This Man From 4 Years In The Future Claims In The Future We Will Jump Behind The Counter Of Fast Food Restaurants And Grab Our Own Meals

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OKC - Police arrested an Oklahoma City man after he allegedly jumped behind the counter of a fast food restaurant and stole food.

The Oklahoma City Police Department reports that 36-year-old Dante Rashad Anderson was arrested April 15 on a complaint of robbery by force or fear. The Arby’s manager told police Anderson jumped on the front counter and demanded food. The man then jumped off the counter and allegedly grabbed the manager and forced her towards a wall. The manager told police the man then grabbed a hand full of bacon and chicken and walked out of the business.  “He was possibly under the influence of some sort of narcotic or intoxicant or suffering from some type of break with reality. He did mention that he is from four years in the future and that is how people will get food during that period of time,” Knight said. 

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This is an interesting case. I don’t know how you can arrest someone from the future for doing something you do in the future. It’s all just a big misunderstanding. I see it both ways. In his defense, he’s clearly from the future and doing things in futuristic ways. He’s so used to jumping behind the counter and grabbing handfulls of bacon, he doesn’t mean any harm while he does it. It’s simply how he knows how to get food. On the other hand, when you come back from the future, you have to live by our rules or you throw off the entire space-time continuum. Once you start living with the future rules in the past, the future changes and it’s not the future anymore. So when he goes back to the future, unless he can play a mean guitar solo, he might have completely fucked everything up. I’m wondering how this blog will change the entire concept and trajectory of time. Will someone in the future read this and realize this man Dante Anderson came back in time and changed the future? But if you changed the future in the past, did you really ever change the future at all? Just something to consider before the next time you time travel.