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Nobody Went To A 10-Year-Old's Birthday Party. So A Bunch Of Cops Showed Up, Gave Him Gifts, And Probably Turned Him Into A Snitch For Life

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THV 11- A group of Arkansas State Troopers went above and beyond for a 10-year-old boy. Toxey turned 10-years-old over the weekend. He sent out invitations to his whole class for his birthday party. Sadly, no one showed up but what happened two days later is something he will never forget. He didn’t know what to expect when he opened his front door and was greeted by a line of state troopers. “Scared and at the same time trying to figure out why they were here,” Toxey said.

They all came to celebrate with him after his mom sent out 21 invitations to his class but no one attended the party. “Just heartbroken and helpless. It’s the last thing you want to feel for your kid, that no one cared enough to come,” Angela Andrews said. But days after, Toxey got the ultimate surprise birthday party by hanging out with troopers all day. “They showed me all the keys to do the sirens and the horn. I also got to see the cage with the dog in it,” Toxey said. Not only did the troopers let him see the patrol cars, but they brought him a cake, gave him several gifts and even played a game of basketball. “They had come to give me all that stuff and make up their own birthday party for me,” said Toxey. The gifts ranged from video games to a razor scooter.

Congratulations to the 21 kids that bailed on this kid’s party, you just played yourself. Of course I understand not wanting to go to someone’s birthday party. The kid could be unlikeable, smelly, or have the name Toxey. Going 0-for-21 is red flag city. But regardless of the reason for the no-show, those kids have probably created a monster. If you can’t suck up a couple of hours of your life to play pin the tail on the donkey, hit a pinata, shove down some cake, and hopefully leave with a goodie bag, I don’t know what to say. Because you know what this kid Toxey is going to probably become? A narc. A few gifts that the cops probably seized from the kid of the resident drug dealer and a couple chirps of the siren was all it may have taken to convert a 10-year-old into a lifelong snitch. And when he rats out multiple keg parties in the woods to the police down the road, these 21 kids are the reason why.

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That being said, this cake is weak as fuck. I’m not saying you no-show the kid’s party. But maybe make Toxey’s party the one you re-gift the shitty presents you got for Christmas. Sure it’s a scumbag move, but the whole reason to go to his party like this is to ensure you don’t create some sort of snitching monster. I have no problem with cookie cakes, but you need at least 200% more frosting on a cake like that. Cakes like this are what lead to nobody but cops going to your kid’s party.

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PS- I’m not sure if these are still a thing, but the cupcake in an ice cream cone was the most underrated birthday treat ever. The first person to bring these to a fancy bakery in New York and center a marketing campaign around them will become billionaires overnight.

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