Clyde Busts Out A New Cow Suit For The Knicks Home Season Finale
Well with another disappointing season about to go into the books, I guess Clyde felt like he had to put the team on his back like Greg Jennings and give the fans what they want. Finally unveiling a new cow suit long after the playoffs were out of reach. I love you, Walt. But we could have used this good juju back in January, before the floor to the season fell out from underneath us. Who am I kidding? I can’t stay mad at this guy.
So that makes three Clyde cow suits (that we know of, at least). My rankings:
3. Strawberry Cow Suit: Strange as hell, even for Clyde.
2. Vintage Black and White Cow Suit: A classic, no doubt. But it doesn’t hold a candle to number 1 on the list.
1. Brown And Black Cow Suit, With Bonus GOAT Bobblehead: For my money, the best Clyde suit there is, the best Clyde suit there was, and the best Clyde suit there ever will be. I was lucky enough to get my hands on one of the bobbleheads. If a fire breaks out in my house, it is the first thing I am saving (after I push everyone else out of my way, Costanza style)
And may we never forget the cow suit cake that MSG gave Clyde for his 70th birthday. The only good thing James Dolan has done in years, outside of signing the checks for Young Kristaps.
