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<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-516109" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/04/biggestdowngrade.jpg" alt="biggestdowngrade" width="448" height="888" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>OH NO!  STOP THE DAMN MATCH!</p><p>Seriously that’s Miranda Lambert’s new boyfriend?  That’s who replaced Blake Sheldon?   YIKES!  That is one of the biggest downgrades in the history of downgrades.   I mean Blake Sheldon is a funny, handsome megastar.  He makes me laugh and if I was a chick I’d be glad to date him. This new guy is like if Black Sheldon got dropped in a vat of gayball acid and sauntered his way out.   I don’t know who I feel worse for.  Miranda Lambert or the guy.   Like Miranda has to know she downgraded from a Mercedes to a yugo.  And the guy has to know he’s a Yugo and everybody on the planet is making the same joke I am right now.  Duel suicide pills are on the table.</p>

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