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The Eliminator: WWE Legends, Women's Edition

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Pick which one of the four you would eliminate

We have four of the best women to ever step into the squared circle right here. Now I admittedly was torn about adding Miss Elizabeth to this. She was the embodiment of class and prestige back in the 80s, but I also thought Torrie Wilson being an absolute dime gave her a fair claim to being in The Eliminator. So I put it up to vote and while Torrie had more votes, I had people saying they would never read Barstool again if Miss Elizabeth wasn’t included. I guess numbers do lie. Anyway, Miss Elizabeth is in. I suspect she will have an uphill battle to not lose this vote but I’m relying on all those passionate old heads to keep her in this thing. And before you get too upset about Torrie being included, just remember she dated ARod. That is almost automatic grounds for dismissal anyway.

When it comes to me, I can’t eliminate Miss Elizabeth because she was my first crush and imaginary girlfriend. I don’t know if I was popping boners back when she was on TV, but I had definitely had butterflies in my stomach whenever she was in front of the camera.

I do know that I was popping boners when Sable’s handprint titties made their way onto my TV. As I did with all PPVs back then, I taped it. And if we are being honest, I probably wore out the tape of the VHS from all the rewinding I did to get to that exact moment. Boys became men when Sables boobs popped out.

As I mentioned on KFC Radio, I loooooove tall chicks. And for two very long reasons, Stacy Keibler is forever the number 1 chick on my Top 5 list. Any girl that could saddle up with George Clooney for as long as she did is the real deal.

Which leaves me with Trish Stratus. I realize that Trish is probably many people’s auto-save, but the three other girls on this list just mean so much more to me. Trish is an absolute superduper smoke and probably doesn’t get eliminated if literally any other wrestling girl is in this Eliminator. But dems da breaks.

But as always, you can make your voice heard by voting in the poll below.


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